Feeling the Heat June 29, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Life, Things Environmental.Tags: animals, chickens, drought, Environment, heat, Life, Thoughts
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It’s hot outside, and it’s all anyone can talk about. It’s like some kind of minor apocalypse, this grueling Texas heatwave, combined with a choking drought that has lasted since 2007. Each morning the sun roars over the horizon, snorting and throwing its great, angry weight about the sky like a bull in a ring. Before noon, temperatures have reached triple-digit proportions, and the chickens are panting in the shade, their tongues bobbing in the bottoms of their beaks, jabbing like little pink knives at the barbarous heat. The edges of the plants curl inward, the water in the birdbath is greedily devoured by the hot air, and the basin is left to sizzle in the sun. My kitchen is invaded by mad hordes of thirsty ants; they drink the cats’ water, and skitter dementedly in my sink.
The area’s creeks and rivers have shriveled into scummy, stagnant pools. In town, the sidewalks are empty, blasted clean and white in the scouring sun.
Fans whirl. Air conditioners hiss and moan. Libraries and other public buildings crowd with fugitives from the heat. It’s too hot to cook, it’s too hot to eat. It’s too hot to swim, even, too hot to run the vacuum, too hot to sleep. It’s too hot to think, or even breathe. The greedy air steals into my nostrils and snakes into my lungs, pulling the moisture from the inside of my body and away from me.
Night is no cooler, just darker. Even after sunset solar heat burns all the way through from the other side of the earth, radiating up through the soil in hot gasps that only remind us of the day’s suffering, and the throat-sticking, skin-peeling agony of tomorrow.
In order to maintain my sanity, I’m compiling a list of GOOD things about this hellish, hateful, harrowing heat:
- Sun tea.
- Standing in line at the grocery (or anywhere else with AC) is a pleasant respite instead of an annoying waste of time.
Well, that’s all I got so far.
Suggestions are welcome. This is my sanity we’re talking about, folks.
La Dolce Vita June 20, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Food.Tags: Food, gardening, Life, lifestyle, summer
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What is summer without homegrown tomatoes? This is my first real tomato of the season. It’s probably sacrilege to have done anything to it other than devour it the moment I plucked it, but I was excited and couldn’t resist a little fanfare. Plus, I have a big ol’ potful of basil right outside my kitchen door, so, really, how could I not add a little cracked-pepper-and-basil-and-balsamic-vinegar-and-olive-oil? And cheese? It was that or a bog ol’ blob of Blue Plate Mayonnaise, which our local grocery (miraculously!) carries.
I think that I will devour the next one straightaway, standing in the garden. That’s greedy, I know. Tomatoes do that to me. And besides, there’s something to be said for the warmth of the sun in your mouth, the hot juices running all over your hands and chin, and heavy, glistening gobs of seeds tumbling down your shirtfront. It’s like eating the very heart of the earth. Seems a pity to let all that hot, gooey goodness dissipate into a bowl on the kitchen counter.
The one after that? I’ll eat it with Blue Plate.
What the Ancestors Left Me June 14, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Uncategorized.Tags: ancestors, fashion, hair, Life, Thoughts
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Oh, I’m a lucky, lucky girl. This is what happens when your sister-in-law (and friend) is a talented hairstylist, another good friend is like a clothing artist and gifted seamstress! My friend R made me this ADORABLE dress for my birthday (along with some PJ’s and another very cute dress).
I have never been a brunette before, though that is my natural color. I was blonde as a kid, but – there’s just no denying it – I am not blonde anymore. I have brown hair. Brown.
I’ve been in denial about this for a very long time, so it feels good to get it off my chest; it’s been kind of a secret big deal to me.
Since age 18, I have been dyeing my hair an ever-changing array of colors. Sometimes red, sometimes platinum, sometimes auburn (but only once or twice did I ever flirt with brown-ness in this way). Once It was black, and once it was blue. But never brown. (more…)
A Gift From God June 8, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Things Environmental.Tags: beer, kayaking, Life, litter, Nature, outdoors, religion, River, Thoughts
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Yesterday, my husband and I rented a kayak and took a meandering trip down the San Marcos River. Before I met him, I don’t think I had ever once thought about kayaking. Since then, I have been kayaking three times, and each time, I am reminded how much I like it! Kayaking is like taking a walk, only you’re in a boat instead of on a path, and you’re using your arms and torso instead of your legs and butt.
It was a great way to spend a Sunday morning, communing with nature, and reacquainting myself with the pleasure of prolonged physical movement. Being in outdoors in a natural area is an almost-guaranteed way for me to connect with God. When I lived in Hot Springs, Arkansas, I was in the practice of taking a long hike on Sunday morning. It was irresistibly hassle-free because the city of Hot Springs is actually located within a national forest, and there are trail entrances all over the place. There’s just something about being enveloped in nature, surrounded by such beautiful complexity, that seems purer to me than any church building, no matter how ornate, or spartan.
And, because I can’t control myself about this: I had to pick up some trash. It never fails to amaze me how river enthusiasts are some of the worst offenders when it comes to littering! Besides being a form of pollution, litter is ugly! I pick up trash, not to be all -high-and-mighty about it, only because it strikes me that if I consciously notice a piece of littler and don’t pick it up, it’s like that piece of trash got thrown on the ground all over again.
My efforts, however, were appreciated by God, Who floated me a can of beer down the river. I reached out to grab what I thought was another piece of trash, and was rewarded with a cool, unopened can of Keystone Light. I know– you’re thinking Keystone Light, Milly? God must have not been overly appreciative! But that in itself was proof of Who sent it to me. Who else but God knew that I actually prefer cheap, watery beer when I’m on the lake, or at the beach or on the river?
Nature’s Bounty Hunter June 2, 2009
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This weekend yielded some of the first fruits in our garden: Radishes, potatoes, and bush beans. To celebrate the late spring bounty, I prepared two salads for dinner. Old-fashioned potato salad (family recipe) and a salad I invented from blanched green beans, garbanzo beans, black olives and smoky sausage. Both were a hit with my husband, who, before tasting, was probably secretly a little less-than-enthused about a dinner plate heaped with salad.
Things just taste better right out of the garden! Textures are better, flavors are more intense- all buoyed on the comfort of knowing that your food hasn’t absorbed any chemical fertilizer or been doused in poison. I highly recommend that everyone try some kind of gardening at least once, even if it’s just a tomato in a pot on your balcony or in a window. There is something thrilling about watching a the flourish of a sudden blossom, watching the blossom whither and disappear, and then watching the slow green swell of a fruit grow heavy on its vine. Each day is filled with anticipation of the flavors developing within those neat, brightly colored packages of solar radiation and mineral compounds- vitamins that will sing into our bloodstream, brightening our skin and putting shine into our eyes. Embrace the process of food production from beginning to end- it’s so much more complete and magical!
The Storm May 27, 2009
Posted by millyonair in New Orleans.Tags: America, Culture
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In New Orleans, there is a name that no one says out loud. Just like no one names their children ‘Lucifer’ or ‘Judas’, no one mentions the name of the angry monster that clawed at the city’s face, that washed over her like a broken promise, dragged her under the water and held her there. They refer to it as The Storm, or, if absolutely necessary for clarification, The Hurricane. but nobody- nobody- calls it Katrina.
At first, I assumed it was a kind of camaraderie, a we-all-left-we-all-came-back-we-all-know-what-storm-I-mean way of separating the pansies from the pirates, the wheat from the chaff, the locals from the tourists. But I suspect there is more to it. I once read that African villagers will refer to a snake as “a string” after sunset, so as not to summon the serpents. In a city as casually superstitious as New Orleans, the declination to conjure strikes closer to the bone, a tacit and commonly understood agreement. The name is a black cat, a shattered mirror, a ladder we won’t walk beneath.
But even without the superstitious element, to use the name within the city limits seems almost profane, callous at least, a raw reminder of so much sorrow. It is a dark name, all purply-black like a bruise. It rumbles like thunder on the tongue, foreboding and foul, blank as a boarded-up window, bloated as a corpse. It falls flat and dead from the lips of those who utter it, people sidestep the name on the buckling sidewalks and wait for the rain to wash it into the gutters along with the Bourbon Street trash.
In one of the many French Quarter trinket shops, my husband leafs through a photo book of The Storm’s devastation. Put it down, I want to scream. Don’t touch that! Wash your hands, cross yourself! It’s all I can do to resist slathering him in holy water from the St. Louis Cathedral, but he’s not the superstitious type. The woman behind the counter watches us,takes a drag off her cigarette and shakes her head. There are hurricane tours, I’ve seen the brochures. I cannot imagine anything more vulgar and morbid than creeping through the wreckage with a camera and a cocktail, gliding past the collapsed houses and gutted groceries in air-conditioned comfort.
In mere days another hurricane season will commence, and in the silence on this subejct is the collective finger-cross. No one, after all, wants to summon another Storm. A city below sea level faces heightened risks. And yet, with such risk comes a great gift; one that citizens of more secure cities may never know: uncertainty heightens one’s appreciaton of the Now. Tomorrow is a myth in New Orleans. There are only the bright colors and blaring sounds, the rich flavors and pungent aromas of Today. The floors, the streets, the piers are paved with minutes to be trodden over, danced across in naked feet.
N.O.-body Home May 23, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Uncategorized.Tags: Culture, Life, New Orleans, Travel
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In case y’all been wonderin’ where I been at, I’ve been in NEW ORLEANS! That’s right! My sweet husband felt that my graduation from college (and my birthday) merited a surprise trip to my Favorite City on Earth, so I spent the last week walking around with a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other. I’m pleased to report that the City is her same old self: lovely and listing and painted and peeling, oozing music and moisture, drenched in ferns and dripping with beads. There are poor people and rich people, weirdos and wanderers, vacationers and veterans. Streetcars and fire engines, taxis and horse-drawn carriages, skateboards and footloose, fancy free, barefoot chicks. Well, actually, I was the only barefoot chick that I saw but I’m sure I wasn’t the only one.
It was so inspiring to be back, surrounded by all the art and artists, all the free-spirited-ness, the tolling cathedral bells, the smell of perfumed wax inside he churches, the smell of cigarettes and Old Bay seasoning, to be surrounded by all the different kinds of people, all the grease/sugar/alcohol-soakedness, all the colors and texture, all the flaking bits and pieces of the City. I will be writing more posts about this in greater depth later. For now, please enjoy my Flickr photos and live vicariously through me. Of course it’s not the same in only two dimensions, so you’ll just have to go to New Orleans and check it out for yourself!
On Loving That Which You Will Outlive May 8, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Life.Tags: animals, chickens, Death, Life, Love, Thoughts
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Yesterday afternoon I returned home from the first of my final exams- my last round of final exams as an undergraduate. I was ready for a glass of wine, I was thinking of the soup I would make for a friend who is ill.
My front yard was still, smoldering under a suffocating layer of humidity and late-afternoon Texas sunshine. I noticed the yellowish leaves of my magnolia tree and made a mental note to give it some iron. And then I saw my chickens. Five of them were grouped together beside the front porch. They weren’t perching, or scratching or rolling in the dirt. They were merely standing, looking around them in bewilderment, as though lost. How odd, I thought. I had never seen them in the front yard before.
“Hullo, girls,” I greeted them merrily as I slung my backpack down by the front door. My approach usually elicits great excitement, and I’ve grown accustomed to seeing their chunky little bodies trotting towards me in eager anticipation of a diced tomato or a handful of scratch. But the hens didn’t move. When I got close, they scattered, clucking apprehensively. Something is wrong, I thought. I scanned the yard for the other five, but the yard was eerily quiet. (more…)
The Honeymoon is O-V-E-R April 22, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Life, Things Environmental.Tags: animals, chickens, Thoughts
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So I’ve been doing this thing with the chickens for the past few days, where they flap around inside their enclosure for a few seconds before lighting on my arm or my shoulder or, once, my head. It makes me giggle like a maniac, because,well, it’s hard not to giggle when you’re wearing a chicken. As a hat.
Until one of them pecks you in the eyeball.
This puts a whole new spin on those one-eyed pirates and their shoulder-parrots of yore.
My left eye feels like half a pound of ground glass has been poured into it. Like I’ve been slapped across the face by the scabrous hand of the devil himself. Which, for some reason has caused my left sinus cavities to declare an emergency and seal themselves shut. So I’m functioning on one eye and one nostril. Plus, I need to write a twelve-page paper about volcanoes.
The upside? I feel justified in consuming more wine than I normally would on a weeknight. And my husband keeps feeding me cheese.
Because, you know. Cheese makes everything better.
And also: I may now be officially qualified to sell pencils on the street corner.












Chickens Are Très Chic! May 16, 2009
Posted by millyonair in Food, Life, Social Commentary, Things Environmental.Tags: animals, chickens, Culture, Food, Life, Love, Pets, Thoughts, trends
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Miss Edna. Her cheeks are fluffier than yours are.
Just before I got my chickens, I remarked to a friend (who was also about to embark on her own chicken experience) that I anticipated a profound learning experience. I had no idea how right that statement was, how much I would learn, and how much simply having some chickens in my yard would change me.
Chickens are amazing little creatures. Before I had chickens and was therefore able to observe them up-close-and-personal, there were, in my mind, a lot of myths about chickens. For instance, I’d heard that chickens were moronically stupid, and would drown themselves by throwing their heads back and opening their beaks to a rainstorm. Nevermind that this makes no sense if you think about it for longer than two seconds. I never questioned it. I also assumed they were indiscriminate omnivores, and would eat anything you put in front of them. This is also not true. Chickens have very specific preferences. Or mine do, anyway. They love mushrooms and grapes and tomatoes. Especially tomatoes. Tomatoes send them into a fluttering, jumping, squawking, trilling, pecking ecstasy of excitement. They like to be fed the plump caterpillars from my flower garden, which I pluck from the lantana bushes with a pair of chopsticks. They also like to eat my ferns, which is considerably less charming, and seems to be something of a thrill simply because it causes me to squawk and flutter as I shoo them back into the yard. Surprisingly, they don’t care for mango or blackberries, red bell pepper or carrot. And all of them but one are teetotalers. Only Goldie, one of my reds, has a taste for wine. I serve it to her in an acorn cap, like a tiny chalice. No, I am not kidding about that. I have happy hour with my chickens nearly every afternoon. (more…)