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Semester From Hell September 25, 2008

Posted by millyonair in Life, Rants, Uncategorized.
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Okay. Anyone that knows me reasonably well knows that every semester, anywhere from one week to one month in, I have what has become known as “The Milly Meltdown.” It’s like a really strong allergic reaction- in my soul. Or my brain. Or both. It’s actually a whole series of reactions. I should call it the Bi-Annual, Hebdomadal Meltdown Sequence. Only that doesn’t roll of the tongue quite as easily.

The differences between this and what happens to me are that what happens to me isn't pretty, and it lasts way, way longer.

The difference between this firework and what happens to me is that what happens to me isn't pretty, and it lasts way, way longer.

Here’s the deal: I’m not a person that really thrives in a structured environment. I don’t have ADD or anything, I just don’t like doing the same thing over and over again. I don’t like having to sit still for long periods of time. I don’t like being indoors for long periods of time. I don’t like having my fingers and toes go numb indoors because the air conditioner is set to negative nine degrees (seriously- it’s like a bunch of friggin’ Yankees are in charge of setting the buildings’ temperatures). I don’t like people telling me what to think. I don’t like being groomed for My Career. I don’t like deadlines. I don’t like grades. I don’t like having to wear clothes*. (more…)

IQ Test September 13, 2008

Posted by millyonair in Life.
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Ugh. I  did it. I finally broke down and took an IQ test. Why, you ask? Boredom. Morbid curiosity. Overweening self-interest.

I’m so disappointed in myself for giving in, after years of resisting the temptation to assign an arbitrary number value to my intellect. It’s an exercise in vanity, I have always told myself. It’s the mental equivalent of plopping your brain on a bathroom scale to find out if it’s beautiful. Only in this case, you want to see big numbers. You want to hear the scale groan beneath the weight of your mind, you want to hear cogs grinding and springs sproinging loose. You want to see the numbers smeared into a black, rainbow-shaped  blur as they spin and spin and spin, tabulating the heft of your mental prowess. You want the scale to heat up and start to melt as it tries, with mechanical futility, to find a high enough number with which to equate your powers of processing; you want the scale to smoke and moan, and finally, to spontaneously combust.

Only it didn’t. (more…)