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		<title>The Most Awful Awfulness</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 02:17:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At our house, there is an unspoken policy of tolerance towards all creatures. Wasps, moths, and beetles, when discovered, are scooped into a cup and charitably relocated out-of-doors. Spiders are generally allowed to cohabitate with us, because they eat pesky mosquitoes and gnats. But apparently word is out among the bug community: we&#8217;re suckers. And [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=1034&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mardi, Mardi, Mardi Gras!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Mar 2011 18:24:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, blogosphere! I salute you after many months of silence! You must forgive me&#8211;I&#8217;ve been in grad school, trying to learn how to write so that my sentences will evolve into sleek, pelted, swimmy things&#8211;like otters&#8211;instead of clumsy, bushy, lumbering beasts. But that&#8217;s not what I&#8217;m here to talk about today. I want to talk [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=1017&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Prodigal Hen</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 16:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In spite of myself, ever since she disappeared I’ve thought maybe Goldie was dead. I tried to be vigilantly positive; whenever this thought surfaced, I crushed it like a ripe tomato and flung the pulp back into the dense foliage of my subconscious. She isn’t dead, I told myself. She isn’t dead, she’s simply gone [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=997&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And Then There Was One</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 16:06:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my chickens has defected. It wouldn’t be such a big deal for Goldie to abandon me and the roomy comforts of the Chicken Chateau—there’s that old adage about if you love something, let it go—but when she left, she also deserted her last and only sister, Petunia.  Goldie’s defection reduced my flock by [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=987&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Where the Deer and the Antelope Play</title>
		<link>http://millyonair.wordpress.com/2010/07/31/where-the-deer-and-the-antelope-play/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve only been back from Mexico for nine days, and my expansive, adventure-filled Caribbean summer is already like the wisps of a dream recalled hours after waking. Maybe that&#8217;s because three months ago, when we were alternately depositing truckloads of our worldly possessions at the thrift store or cramming into a storage unit those things [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=981&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Mental Snapshots</title>
		<link>http://millyonair.wordpress.com/2010/07/19/mental-snapshots/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 22:24:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can’t believe how quickly the past two and a half months have gone! Today is our last full day in Puerto Aventuras&#8211;tomorrow we’ll spend the night in Cancun so that we’re close enough to the airport to make our flight on time. We’ve spent this last day watching the sun rise over the Caribbean, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=970&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rain, Reactions, and Random Research or The Story of How I Don&#8217;t Have Lip Herpes, But Most Likely Need to Renounce Bananas</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jul 2010 22:44:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, like you, I am not in Belize. Nor am I in a car zooming down Carretera Federal 307 towards the Belizian border. Nor am I at a roadblock having our rental car searched by the Mexican cops. Although we had planned to celebrate our third wedding anniversary with a jaunt down to Belize for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=948&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Swimming</title>
		<link>http://millyonair.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/swimming/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 00:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I used to be a person who was scared of the water.Not only was I afraid of swimming, I thought I was a bad swimmer&#8211;so bad, in fact, that I didn&#8217;t trust that I could keep myself from drowning. I think I was scared of water because when I was a kid I overheard my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=936&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Fraud, Fracas, and Free Fire Show</title>
		<link>http://millyonair.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/fraud-fracas-and-free-fire-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 03:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So, the last couple of days have been kind of hard. I know you&#8217;re thinking, &#8220;Oh gag. You live in the Caribbean.&#8221; And trust me, I&#8217;m not asking for sympathy: things are still great. Mainly I think the euphoria of the first two weeks is starting to melt into the day to day practicalities of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=928&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Poem for Eunice</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 16:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>EDW</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Found out this morning that one of my (former) chickens has died. Though it was their surrogate caretaker and not me who found her, I have happened upon my share of dead hens. You&#8217;d think it would get easier, that a person would get used to it, but it&#8217;s always the same sick feeling, the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=millyonair.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1533012&amp;post=925&amp;subd=millyonair&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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